Peter Ferdinando as Tony

Ricky Grover as Paul

Neil Maskell as Mike Hemmings

Lorenzo Camporese as Alex

Vicky Murdock as Dawn

Ian Groombridge as Police Inspector

Sam Kempster as Davey

Lucy Flack as Prostitute

Ish as Man in Porno Shop

Eddie Johnson as Pub Regular

Mike Johnson as Pub Regular

Darren Jones as Mick

Greg Kam as DVD Seller

Jill Keen as Madam

Ian Kilgannon as TV Licence Inspector

Mark Mooney as Sunbed Shop Owner