Robert Carradine as Bruce Palmer

Richard Hillman as Pearl

Patrick Kilpatrick as Bo

Rosanna Arquette as Dawn

Neil Giuntoli as Mac

Talia Shire as Mr. Price

Morton Downey, Jr. as Dick Cash

Alice Ghostley as Eleanor Palmer

Charles Fleischer as Sarah

Clu Gulager as Telegraph Operator

John Gulager as Santa Claus

Tom Gulager as Mr. Remo

Grace Jones as Ms. Remo

Piper Laurie as Evangelist

Garrett Morris as Tom

Steve-O as Clown (uncredited)

Soupy Sales as Ernie Bolza

Peter Ridet as Billy Floyd

Marc Coppola as Dick Cash Announcer (voice) (as The Cope)

Bruce Palmer as

Judy as Self

Tilghmin Bollends as Miriam

Adrienne Stout as Normalene

Nancy Hammill as Newscaster

Melissa Ashurst as Grandma

Thomas Keller as

Grace Jones as Female Remo

David Bantly as Paramedic (uncredited)

Renee DeBevoise as Cash Girl (uncredited)