Christian Slater as Trevor Allen Finch

Tim Allen as Critical Jim

Portia de Rossi as Tess Donnelly

Richard Dreyfuss as Micah Donnelly

Billy Connolly as Dr Savian

RuPaul as Ginger Markum

Peter MacNeill as Detective Tripp

Bill MacDonald as Detective Delaney

Richard Chevolleau as Detective Horst

Elias Zarou as Detective Rafferty

Joseph Scoren as Rowdy Virago

Eugene Lipinski as Falco

Shawn Doyle as Crow Gollotti

Louis Di Bianco as Nimble

Tony Nappo as Fife

Tim Progosh as Younger Micah Tobias

A.C. Peterson as Henry Flatt

Danny Lima as Cletis Tout

Kay Tremblay as Old Mrs. Stanton

Rachel Grodnik as Young Tess Tobias

Tannis Burnett as Nun

Michael Filipowich as Dodger Blue

B.J. McQueen as Yard Prison Guard

Kevin Rushton as Road Work Prison Guard

Rick Demas as Cell Block Prison Guard

Martin Roach as Visitor's Room Prison Guard

Quancetia Hamilton as Receptionist

Corinne Jenner as Merrill Candide

Mauricio Rodas as Tough No. 1

Diego Fuentes as Big Tough