Colin Cantlie as Narrator (voice)

Stephen Quay as Ipson Fallari

Timothy Quay as Pulat Fallari

Adam Leys as Narrator

Sheila Canfield as Narrator

Monica Hyde as Woman using phone

Keith Pendlebury as Allia Fallanx

Marcia Pendlebury as Starling Fallanx

Martin Burrows as Narrator

Adejbo Nkasaggi as Ardenaur Fallatter

Serena MacBeth as Narrator

John Wilson as Astraham Fallbute

Rod Stoneman as Vacete Fallbutus / Tolley Falluger

Leslie Wilson as Loosely Fallbute

Chris Rodriquez as Mr. C. Unroderiguez

Kenneth Breese as Vassian Falluger

Herbert Mullinger as Mr. Herbert Armada

Lucy Skeaping as Pollie Fallory

Christine Metcalfe as Mrs. C. Fretcalfe

Christopher Metcalfe as Mr. C. Fretcalfe

Lilian Mullinger as Mrs. Lily Armada

Bob Godfrey as G. Odfrey

Alderich Asonbryl as Crasstranger Fallqueue

John W. Hyde as Armorer Fallstag

Christopher Williams as Romanese Fallracce's son

J.J. Czipri as Romanese Fallracce's son

Peter Greenaway as Interviewer

Anthony Sloman as Person

Colin Cantlie as Narrator

Lorna Poulter as

Peter Westley as

Aad Wirtz as

Patricia Carr as

Mary Howard as

Evelyn Owen as

Carole Meyer as

Michael Murray as

Colleen Thomas as

Hilarie Thompson as Narrator