Graham Phillips as Danny

Zack Pearlman as Frank

Ashley Greene as Krystal Manicucci

Cecily Strong as Mary Ellen

John DeLuca as Anthony

Bobby Moynihan as Skootch

Fred Armisen as Victor

Michael Patrick O'Brien as Chuck

Kate Walsh as Danny's Mom

Jim Gaffigan as Danny's Dad

Colin Jost as Officer Greg

Casey Jost as Officer Wankel

Jackson Nicoll as Wendell

Vincent Pastore as Leo Manicucci

Mary Birdsong as Bianca Manicucci

Kate McKinnon as Mrs. Bandini Jr.

Will Forte as Griffith

Method Man as Konko

Kellie Cockrell as Rebecca

Katie Cockrell as Andrea

Penny Marshall as Dolores

Gina Gershon as Ms Greeley

Hassan Johnson as Murray

Owen Benjamin as Health Inspector

Amyrh Harris as Wendell's Friend #1

Camille Saviola as Mrs. Bandini

Angela Raiola as Self (as Big Ang)

Rhys Thomas as The Devil (voice)

Brett Azar as Badass Guy (uncredited)

Bryan Burton as Teenage Dude (uncredited)

David Chen as Bucks Crew (uncredited)