Adam Sandler as Tommy

Terry Crews as Chico

Jorge Garcia as Herm

Taylor Lautner as Lil Pete

Rob Schneider as Ramon

Luke Wilson as Danny

Will Forte as Will Patch

Steve Zahn as Clem

Harvey Keitel as Smiley

Nick Nolte as Frank Stockburn

Jon Lovitz as Grant

Whitney Cummings as Susannah

David Spade as General George Custer

Danny Trejo as Cicero

Nick Swardson as Nelly Patch

Blake Shelton as Wyatt Earp

Vanilla Ice as Mark Twain

Julia Jones as Smoking Fox

Saginaw Grant as Screaming Eagle

Lavell Crawford as Gus Patch

Steve Buscemi as Doc Griffin

John Turturro as Abner Doubleday

Chris Parnell as Bank Manager

Dana Goodman as Beaver Breath

Jared Sandler as Babyface Patch

Jackie Sandler as Never Wears Bra

Norm Macdonald as Nugget Customer

Dan Patrick as Abe Lincoln

Chris Kattan as John Wilkes Booth

Blake Clark as Gulch Sheriff

Katalina Parrish as Sheriff's Wife

Julia Vera as Esmerelda

Chris Titone as Beefer

Tim Herlihy as Nugget Bartender

Sadie Sandler as Dancing Kid #1

Sunny Sandler as Dancing Kid #2

Kenneth Ruthardt as Raging Bear

J.D. Donaruma as JD

Jonathan Loughran as Rifleman

Dan Bulla as Dr. Chubb

Kevin Grady as Nugget Bouncer #1

King Orba as Nugget Bouncer #2

Kimo Keoke as Short Stop

James Ning as QI

Sarah Minnich as Woman Bank Customer

Ryan Happy as Train Robber #1

Derek Lacasa as Train Robber #2

Tina Parker as Mary Todd Lincoln

Stephen Eiland as Fainting Man

Henry Steckman as Young Tommy

Catharine E. Jones as Betty Dunson

Ruben Rivera Laguna as Young Cicero

David Manzanares as Cicero Gang Member

Alex Knight as Ford's Theater Performer #1

Lauren Poole as Ford's Theater Performer #2

Patrick Gozur as Ford's Theater Performer #3

Fernando Fresquez as Ford's Theater Performer #4

Robin Leach as Herm (voice)

John Farley as Roscoe (uncredited)

Ricardo Andres as Sober Bar Patron (uncredited)

Richard Beal as Town Cowboy (uncredited)

Paul Caster as Angry Townsman (uncredited)

Jetto Dorsainville as Rattlers Gulch Man (uncredited)

Madison Fogle as School Girl (uncredited)

Corinne Fox as Soiled Dove Saloon Girl (uncredited)

Christopher W. Garcia as Towns Boy (uncredited)

Alan Humphrey as Cowboy (uncredited)

Rodger Larance as Townsman (uncredited)

Jameson Macmillan as Cowboy / Townsman (uncredited)

Meggie Maddock as Nugget Prostitute (uncredited)

Natasha Nazario as Nugget Prostitute (uncredited)

Clint Obenchain as Sheriff's Deputy (uncredited)

Martin Palmer as Gambler (uncredited)

Burton Ritchie as Townsman (uncredited)

Gonzalo Robles as Guard (uncredited)

J. Nathan Simmons as Citizen of Rattler's Gulch (uncredited)

Michael E. Stogner as Citizen of Rattler's Gulch (uncredited)

Vanessa Torres as Sexy Bar Girl (uncredited)

Rick Anglada as Apache Warrior (uncredited)