Marlon Wayans as Christian

Kali Hawk as Hannah

Fred Willard as Gary

Mike Epps as Ron

Affion Crockett as Eli

Jane Seymour as Claire

Florence Henderson as Mrs. Robinson

Andrew Bachelor as Jesse

Jenny Zigriano as Kateesha

Kate Miner as Ashley

Tina Grimm as Miss White

Alice Rietveld as Bride to Be

Brad Schmidt as Joe Mills

Mircea Monroe as Becky

Angel Laketa Moore as Carla

Elizabeth Ho as Yuki

Stephen Todt as Bike Messenger (uncredited)

Craig Jordan as Mrs. Robinson's Stud (uncredited)

Dave Sheridan as The Great Mysterio

Chaunte Wayans as Charlene