Harry Enfield as Dave Nice

Paul Whitehouse as Mike Smash

Alan Freeman as Self

Tony Blackburn as Self

John Peel as John Past-Bedtime

David 'Kid' Jensen as David 'Kid' Pension

Dave Atkins as Johnny Beergut

Katie Puckrik as Self

Bob Geldof as Self

Angus Deayton as Self

Michael Barratt as Self

Chris Walker as Ken from Pontefract

Lauren Jones as Little Tina from Kent

John Thomson as Simon Joke

Niall Ashdown as Simon Northern-Accent

Nicola White as Simon Female

Simon Bligh as Simon Redhead

Andy Taylor as Simon Bubbly

Donna Ewin as Deptford Draylons Ad Girl

Lisa McGuire as Dave Nice Video Show Girl

Dan Travers as

Ian Gostling as