Jessica Zwolak as Betty

Debbie Rochon as Dr Cate Thulu

Paul Mcginnis as Tim

Michael Thurber as Mr. Racquel

Lloyd Kaufman as Dr. Foin

Sam Qualiana as Dutch

Robert Bozek as Nurse Herbie East

Michael O'Hear as Detective Bartles

Alexander S. McBryde as Detective James

Brooke Lewis Bellas as Voice of the Boobs (voice)

Tim O'Hearn as Gearz

Julian Dickman as Tickbite

Brittani Hare as Sandra DeeDee

Drew Bialy as Duane

Matthew King as Mulruney

Sephera Giron as Madame Selena

Erika Frase as Cheryl

Roy Frumkes as Milk Victim

Kathy Murphy as Angry Woman

Steve Boliek, Jr. as Art Critic

John Renna as Bartender Bart

Tia Maurice as Shelly

Tamar Lamberson as Nose Job Woman

Kim Piazza as Wendy

Sherri Lyn Litz as Linda

Hernan Caraballo as Bumbling Cop #1

Andrew Elias as Bumbling Cop #2

Nick Lama as Bumbling Cop #3

Bill Brown as Retiring Cop

Matt Reese as Shrieking Man

Cheryl Szymczak as Receptionist

Marcus Ganci-Rotella as Boy Toy

Brandon Devine as Motorboat Victim

Dale Rugg as Pretty Man

Sheri Fairchild as Niagara Falls Chick #1

Leanne Downey as Niagara Falls Chick #2

Michael Paul Will as Bouncer

Kaelin Lamberson as Angry Girl

Anthony Michael Fiorella as Wayward Youth

Mick O'Keefe as Best Death Man

Jennifer McMahon as Irritated Woman

Michael Gesel as Slow Guy

James Williams as Big Guy

Frank Nicosia as Pogo Stick Man

Rod Durick as Pepe

Christopher Fire as Tie Guy Victim #1

Steven Metiver as Tie Guy Victim #2

Armand John Petri as Leather Bar Corpse

Carmine Capobianco as Carmine's Head