Neil Morrissey as Noddy

Amanda Noar as Kim

Michael Elphick as Inspector Cleaver

Anthony Daniels as Priest

Andrew Powell as Roach

George Rossi as Chopper

Daniel Peacock as Buzzer

Midge Taylor as First Road Toad

David Daker as Desk Sergeant

Burt Kwouk as Fu King Owner

Brendan Donnison as Satanist High Priest

Graham Padden as P.C. Ben E. Dorm

Paula Ann Bland as Hospital Nurse

Teddie Thompson as Hospital Sister

Terence Budd as Bike Shop Dealer

Ann Casson as Mrs. Bancroft

Douglas Campbell as Mr. Bancroft

Richard Smith as Curate

Roy Alon as P.C. Harold

Frederick Eaves as Old Man

Ed Devereaux as Pub Landlord

Howard Belgard as Graffiti Artist

Jim Allan as Graffiti Artist

James McCarthy as P.C. Doughnut

Pauline Bennion as W.P.C. Hotdog

Nigel Campbell as P.C. Splattered

Peter Brookes as Drunk Driver

Teresa Campbell as Hospital Receptionist

Jay Roberts as Ambulance Man

Alan Frank as Ambulance Man

Jenny Roberts as Traffic Warden

Charlotte Martin as Prostitute

Peter Lovstrom as Gym Trainer

Dave Morris as Gym Trainer

Scott Adkins as Jim, Despatch Rider

John Wolskel as Clive, Despatch Rider

Tommy Moon as Milkman

Doughnut Noar-Morrissey as Slasher the Dog

David Haydn-Jones as Plain Clothes Detective (as David Jones)

Ian Brooker as Funeral Priest

Dinah Blunt as Old Man's Nurse

Colin Campbell as Moped Rider

Esta Charkham as Mrs. P.C. Harold

Richard Francis as Bodybuilder

Nick Hennegan as Bodybuilder

Aidan Trimble as Bodybuilder

Eileen Carrick as Hospital Nurse

Mark Finn as Hospital Patient

Pip Vicary as Hospital Nurse

Dave Webb as Hospital Patient

Debby Jones as Hospital Nurse

Marion Bell as Hospital Nurse

Simon Sayce as Concerned Neighbour

Warwick Sayce as Concerned Neighbour

Mycal Miller as Concerned Neighbour

Rebecca Waters as Concerned Neighbour

Adam Campbell as Concerned Neighbour

Solly Assa as Victor (uncredited)