Julie Strain as Ivanna Dance / Demanda

Lloyd Kaufman as The Crap Keeper / Dad / Tromantis (voice)

Arban Ornelas as Soul Stripper (as Arban)

Masuimi Max as Sexy Asian Vampire

Kevin Eastman as Travis Dance

Rob Zazzali as Timmy

Joel Himelhoch as Chief Doublestump

Elwood Carlisle as Private Dick Sam Black

Jorge Garcia as Racoon Head

Randy Sklar as News Anchor

Jason Sklar as News Anchor

Debbie Rochon as Zelda Lipschitz / Herself

Joe Fleishaker as Michael Herz / 500 Pound Candygramm

James Gunn as Himself

Elizabeth Johnson as James' Assistant

India Allen as Sally Sterks

Ronn Surels as Deke the Red Herring

Antonia Dorian as Larry the Stripper

Isabelle Stephen as Lesbian Art Student #1

Kelli Powers as Lesbian Art Student #2

Jamie Greco as Surly Crack-Head Trannie

Ron Jeremy as Jimmy (as Ron Hyatt)

Trey Parker as Steve Keen (as Juan Schwartz)

Timothy Muskatell as Guy Who Finds the Space Ship

Josh Taylor as Fake Zit Guy

Ted Raimi as Next Door Neighbor (as Bill Ferguson)

John Williamette as Guy Who Gets Ass Fucked by Buddy

Adam Jahnke as Purse Snatcher

James Ojala as Monster Meat

Paul Salamoff as Office Chair Victim

Kevin Thigpen as Black Guy #2

Gared Williams as Bouncer

Trent Haaga as Guy at the Party

Ramzi Abed as Guy at the Party

Lizzy Strain as Party Goer

Eli Roth as Party Goer

Doug Sakmann as Party Goer

Stephen Blackehart as Himself (uncredited)

Crystal Cartwright as Woman on Balcony (uncredited)

Wes Craven as Party Goer (uncredited)

New Found Glory as New Found Glory

Mark Gagliardi as People at the Party

Tamela as People at the Party

Smokey Miles as Party Goer

James Lynch as Party Goer

Leroy Patterson as Party Goer

Phil Haney as Party Goer

Penny Folger as People at the Party

Paul Malcolm Pruett as Party Goer

Nicole Talley as People at the Party (as Nicolle Talley)

Heather Darling as People at the Party

Lisa Michelle Axelrod as Voice Over

J.D. Brown as Party Goer

Lenora Claire as Party Goer

Josi Kat as Self

Arban Ornelas as Soul Stripper

D.M. Schofield as Lesbian Vampire

Zafer Ulkucu as People at the Party

Gabriel Friedman as Strip Bar Announcer / Larry / Deacon / Oliver Stone (voice) (uncredited)

Marc Gras as (uncredited)

Edward Havens as Party Announcer (voice) (uncredited)

Chris Lanphear as Sgt.Kabukiman / Rapist (voice) (uncredited)

Sam Macaroni as Mr. Freaky (uncredited)

Terryn Westbrook as Door Girl (uncredited)