The Crapkeeper hosts two stories combining highbrow entertainment with kung fu action, alien adventure and vampire lesbian sex.
Genres:
Julie Strain as Ivanna Dance / Demanda
Lloyd Kaufman as The Crap Keeper / Dad / Tromantis (voice)
Arban Ornelas as Soul Stripper (as Arban)
Masuimi Max as Sexy Asian Vampire
Kevin Eastman as Travis Dance
Rob Zazzali as Timmy
Joel Himelhoch as Chief Doublestump
Elwood Carlisle as Private Dick Sam Black
Jorge Garcia as Racoon Head
Randy Sklar as News Anchor
Jason Sklar as News Anchor
Debbie Rochon as Zelda Lipschitz / Herself
Joe Fleishaker as Michael Herz / 500 Pound Candygramm
James Gunn as Himself
Elizabeth Johnson as James' Assistant
India Allen as Sally Sterks
Ronn Surels as Deke the Red Herring
Antonia Dorian as Larry the Stripper
Isabelle Stephen as Lesbian Art Student #1
Kelli Powers as Lesbian Art Student #2
Jamie Greco as Surly Crack-Head Trannie
Ron Jeremy as Jimmy (as Ron Hyatt)
Trey Parker as Steve Keen (as Juan Schwartz)
Timothy Muskatell as Guy Who Finds the Space Ship
Josh Taylor as Fake Zit Guy
Ted Raimi as Next Door Neighbor (as Bill Ferguson)
John Williamette as Guy Who Gets Ass Fucked by Buddy
Adam Jahnke as Purse Snatcher
James Ojala as Monster Meat
Paul Salamoff as Office Chair Victim
Kevin Thigpen as Black Guy #2
Gared Williams as Bouncer
Trent Haaga as Guy at the Party
Ramzi Abed as Guy at the Party
Lizzy Strain as Party Goer
Eli Roth as Party Goer
Doug Sakmann as Party Goer
Stephen Blackehart as Himself (uncredited)
Crystal Cartwright as Woman on Balcony (uncredited)
Wes Craven as Party Goer (uncredited)
New Found Glory as New Found Glory
Mark Gagliardi as People at the Party
Tamela as People at the Party
Smokey Miles as Party Goer
James Lynch as Party Goer
Leroy Patterson as Party Goer
Phil Haney as Party Goer
Penny Folger as People at the Party
Paul Malcolm Pruett as Party Goer
Nicole Talley as People at the Party (as Nicolle Talley)
Heather Darling as People at the Party
Lisa Michelle Axelrod as Voice Over
J.D. Brown as Party Goer
Lenora Claire as Party Goer
Josi Kat as Self
Arban Ornelas as Soul Stripper
D.M. Schofield as Lesbian Vampire
Zafer Ulkucu as People at the Party
Gabriel Friedman as Strip Bar Announcer / Larry / Deacon / Oliver Stone (voice) (uncredited)
Marc Gras as (uncredited)
Edward Havens as Party Announcer (voice) (uncredited)
Chris Lanphear as Sgt.Kabukiman / Rapist (voice) (uncredited)
Sam Macaroni as Mr. Freaky (uncredited)
Terryn Westbrook as Door Girl (uncredited)
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