Tony Ward as Montgomery 'Monti' Ward

Bruce LaBruce as Jürgen Anger

Kevin P. Scott as Eigil Vesti

Ivar Johnson as Piglet

Kevin Kramer as Himself

Alex Austin as Himself

Ron Athey as Seymour Kasabian

Glen Meadmore as Stew Blake

Graham David Smith as Ambrose Sapperstein

Miles H. Wildecock II as Peter Festus

Barry Morse as Roger V. Deem

Bud Cockerham as Bud Cockram

Michael Glass as Mrs. Glass

Vaginal Davis as Buster Boote

Ryan Block as Joaquin Martinez

Darryl Carlton as Divinity Fudge

Tony Powers as Self

Paul Bateman as Billy Ray Jaded (as Paul 'Superhustler' Bateman)