Gregory James Cohan as Doug Jones / The VelociPastor

Alyssa Kempinski as Carol

Claire Hsu as Chinese Villager

Aurelio Voltaire as Altair

Daniel Steere as Father Stewart

Fernando Pacheco de Castro as Frankie Mermaid

Yang Jiechang as Wei Chang

Nicholas M. Garofolo as Hobo

Zachary Steere as Dinosaur Suit Performer

Jesse Turits as Sam the White Ninja

David Sokol as Ali

Douglas Saint James as Surgeon

Yang Jiechang as Wei Chan

Janice Young as Doug's Mom

Pat Hroncich as Vietnam Soldier 1

George Schewnzer as Doug's Dad