Gregory James Cohan as Doug Jones / The VelociPastor

Alyssa Kempinski as Carol

Daniel Steere as Father Stewart

Fernando Pacheco de Castro as Frankie Mermaid

Aurelio Voltaire as Altair

Yang Jiechang as Wei Chang

Jesse Turits as Sam the White Ninja

Zachary Steere as Dinosaur Suit Performer

Claire Hsu as Chinese Villager

David Sokol as Ali

Nicholas M. Garofolo as Hobo

George Schewnzer as Doug's Dad

Janice Young as Doug's Mom

Douglas Saint James as Surgeon

Pat Hroncich as Vietnam Soldier 1

Alec Lambert as Thug