Roger Waters as Self / Pink, The Father / The Doctor

Klaus Meine as Self - Leader, Surrogate Band (as Scorpions)

Matthias Jabs as Self - Lead Guitarist, Surrogate Band (as Scorpions)

Rudolf Schenker as Self - Rhythm Guitarist, Surrogate Band (as Scorpions)

Francis Buchholz as Self - Bassist, Surrogate Band (as Scorpions)

Herman Rarebell as Self - Drummer & Percussionist, Surrogate Band (as Scorpions)

Ute Lemper as Self - Vocals

Cyndi Lauper as Self - Vocals

Thomas Dolby as Self - Synthesizer, vocals

Sinéad O'Connor as Self - Vocals

Rick Danko as Self - Vocals

Levon Helm as Self - Vocals

Garth Hudson as Self - Accordion, saxophone

Eric Bazilian as Self - Guitar

Rob Hyman as Self - Keyboards

John Lilley as Self - Guitar

Fran Smith Jr. as Self - Bass guitar

David Uosikkinen as Self - Drums

Joni Mitchell as Self - Vocals

James Galway as Self - Flute

Jerry Hall as Self - Vocals

Paul Carrack as Self - Vocals

Van Morrison as Self - Vocals

Tim Curry as Self - Vocals

Marianne Faithfull as Self - Vocals

Albert Finney as Self - Vocals

Rick Difonzo as Self - Guitars

Snowy White as Self - Guitars

Andy Fairweather-Low as Self - Bass guitar, guitar, backing vocals

Peter Wood as Self - Keyboards

Nick Glennie-Smith as Self - Keyboards

Bryan Adams as Self - Guitar, vocals

Graham Broad as Self - Drums