Carson Meyer as Penny Cooper

Noah Centineo as Johnny Sanders Jr.

Bianca A. Santos as Camilla Barnes

Jackson White as Ash Baker

Molly Ringwald as Linda Sanders

Rosanna Arquette as Faye Cooper

Sean Russel Herman as Steve Galmarini

Goldie Hawn as The Narrator (voice)

Keanu Reeves as Keanu Reeves

Pamela Anderson as Pamela Anderson

Gregory Harris as Jeff

Juan Monsalvez as Carlos

J.D. Hinton as Eliot Webb

Julianna Robinson as Eliot's Assistant