Bette Midler as Dr. Deborah Finegold-Fifer

Woody Allen as Nick Fifer

Bill Irwin as Mime

Daren Firestone as Sam Fifer

Rebecca Nickels as Jennifer Fifer

Paul Mazursky as Doctor Hans Clava

Joan Delaney as Woman Interviewer

Gregory Moore as Barber Shop Quartet

Jonathan Guss as Barber Shop Quartet

Darrell Mason as Joe Cool & The Coolers

Marc Shaiman as Pianist

Amanda Bruce as Woman Interviewee

Betsy Mazursky as Information Woman

Jack Brodsky as Pharmacist

Patrick Farrelly as Santa

Tichina Arnold as Ticket Seller

Kamarr as Magician

Fabio as Handsome Man

José Rafael Arango as Bus Boy

Bobby Caravella as Man in Parking Garage

Penny Gaston as Pharmacy Patron

Joe Viviani as Pharmacy Patron

Larry Sherman as Man on Carphone

James Duane Polk as Man on Movie Line

Fred Evanko as Mall Patron (uncredited)