Jay Chandrasekhar as Arcot 'Thorny' Ramathorn

Kevin Heffernan as Rodney 'Rod' Farva

Steve Lemme as MacIntyre 'Mac' Womack

Erik Stolhanske as Robbie 'Rabbit' Roto

Paul Soter as Carl Foster

Emmanuelle Chriqui as Genevieve Aubois/Andrea Spooner

Lynda Carter as Governor Jessman

Rob Lowe as Guy Le Franc

Marisa Coughlan as Ursula Hanson

Brian Cox as John O'Hagen

Tyler Labine as Christophe Bellefuille

Will Sasso as Mountie Archambault

Maggie Castle as Cassandra Anne Gacek

Damon Wayans Jr. as Wagner

Fred Savage as Fred Savage

Hayes MacArthur as Mountie Podien

Seann William Scott as Callaghan

Kateri DeMartino as Canadian Local Townsfolk

Arthur Hiou as St. George Townsfolk

Katherine Skelton as Female Driver

Clifton Collins Jr. as Bus Driver

Paul Walter Hauser as Lonnie Laloush

Jim Gaffigan as Larry Johnson

Jimmy Tatro as Lance Stonebreaker

Kimberly Howe as Opening Scene Groupie

Bruce McCulloch as Charles Lloyd

Marcel Laverdet as Bartender

Jolie Martin as Bordello Madame

Richard Perello as L'Explosion Bartender

Alexa Don as Female Escort