Donna Pieroni as Seretta

Mary Manofsky as LouAnne

Daisy Kershaw as Alexis

Chris Fickley as Principal Grossfetig

Rudy Hornish as Crusty Janitor

John Comerford as Lunch Monitor

Susan Baronoff as The Poetry Teacher

Eve Bui as Crock Pot Club President

Ryne Benckhart as Jock Meatloaf Thrower

Madison Willow as Cheerleader

Johnny Depp as Self (uncredited)