Trevor Howard as Sir Henry Rawlinson

Vivian Stanshall as Hubert Rawlinson / Narrator

Patrick Magee as Reverend Slodden

Denise Coffey as Mrs E

J.G. Devlin as Old Scrotum

Harry Fowler as Buller Bullethead

Sheila Reid as Lady Florrie Rawlinson

Suzanne Danielle as Candice Rawlinson

Daniel Gerroll as Ralph Rawlinson

Ben Aris as Lord Tarquin of Staines

Liz Smith as Lady Phillipa of Staines

Susan Porrett as Porcelain

Ian McDiarmid as Reg Smeeton

Jeremy Child as Peregrine Maynard

Gary Waldhorn as Max

Simon Jones as Joachim

Talfryn Thomas as Teddy Tidy

Michael Crane as Humbert Rawlinson

Toni Palmer as Rosie Onetooth

Nicholas McArdle as Seth Onetooth

Vernon Dudley Bowhay Nowell as Nigel Nice

Eiji Kusuhara as Fortyninesah

Tony Sympson as Old Man

Jimmy Cuomo as Barber

Peter Moss as Barber

Julian Smedley as Barber