Graham Low as Walter Marshall

Oli van der Vijver as The Squint

Nicola Stapleton as The Pint Sized Hussy

Martin Curtis as Running Sore

Jeremy Beadle as Himself

Neil Mullarkey as Master of Cermonies

Dan Palmer as 'Pile-On' Kid

William Cornes as Sheriff Marshall

Quentin Green as Jimmy James

Mark Sheffield as Calamity Keith

Edgar Wright as Cheesy Voiceover Artist / Two Bit Farmer Cameo

James Lance as Gringolini

Sebastian Smith as Quick Draw Ali MacGraw

Richard Green as The Old Codger

Edward Scotland as The Clerk

Stuart Low as The Oscar Nominated Bartender

Amy Bowles as Yanks With A Fist