Charlie Sheen as Host

BJ Davis as Host

Charlton Heston as Self (archive footage)

Hal Needham as Self

Dar Robinson as Self (archive footage)

Linda Robinson as Self - Widow of Dar Robinson

Michael Caine as Self (archive footage)

Tommy Lee Jones as Self (archive footage)

Brandon Lee as Self (archive footage)

Burt Reynolds as Self (archive footage)

Charles Durning as Self (archive footage)

Richard Lynch as Self (archive footage)

Lane Levitt as Self

Dennis Madalone as Self

Eddie Braun as Self

Julia Davis as Self - Angelina Jolie stunt double