Andrew Wilson as Dennis Buckstead

Fred Willard as Bishop Linderman

Clint Howard as Gene Jensen

Gary Coleman as Charles Higgins

Amy Stewart as Susan Buckstead

Ross Brockley as Mickey Morgan

Chad Long as Don Weaver

Stan Ellsworth as Jeremiah Jones

Steven Wayne Anderson as Thurman

Sina Amedson as Nadar

Curt Doussett as Bruce Bracken

Larry Bagby as Blake Bracken

Thurl Bailey as Moses Mahoney

Mindy B. Young as Bertha

Dillan Conrad as Billy Buckstead

Hilary Hughes as Heather Buckstead

Melanie Harding as Jeremiah's Wife

Catherine Shumway as Gene's Wife

Keri Hatfield as Maxine

Bita Adabkhah as Duki

Dale Critchlow as Rodney Munch

Rodney Hundley as Himself

Mark Eaton as Himself

Michael Birkeland as Referee / Umpire

Jimmy Chunga as Referee / Umpire

Travis Eberhard as Adam

Brooke Kalama as Penny Higgins

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar II as Julius Higgins

Kevin Whimpy as Trey Higgins

Kyle Whimpy as MJ Higgins

Johnny Biscuit as Roy

David Nibley as Doctor

Joe Wilson as Mr. Snead

Sue Rowe as Reporter

Carrie Bowers as Woman with Bangs

Cathy Madsen as Hillary

Dan 'Sqwiggs' Jaster as Fat Guy

Pete May as Newsreel Narrator (voice)

Jeff Olson as Building Supervisor

Larry H. Miller as Himself

Rachel Good as Parking Lot Mother

Riley Terry as Parking Lot Baby

Dave Hanson as Angry Homeowner

Travis Welch as Don's Kid

Chandler Smith as Don's Kid

Kandi James as Drama Queen

Kala Alexander as Carlos Munos

Johnie Tolman as Padded Player

Aaron Shobar as Complainer

Matt Hale as Complainer

Vern Cottrell as Hairy Player

Maclain Nelson as Slap-Happy Player

Tim Whitaker as Slap-Happy Player

Alex Frazier as Inner City Basketball Kid

Spencer Greer as Inner City Basketball Kid

Parker Wright as Inner City Basketball Kid

Patrick Lyons as Inner City Basketball Kid

David Ojuka as Inner City Basketball Kid

Zach Frazier as Inner City Basketball Kid

Larry Schlappi as Crystal Hills Coach

Peter Pilling as Crystal Hills Coach

Tyler Schlappi as Crystal Hills Team

David Wayne Callahan as Crystal Hills Team

David Rodee as Crystal Hills Team

Bill Poppin as Crystal Hills Team

Karl Riding as Crystal Hills Team

Jared Parrish as Crystal Hills Team

Ben Peterson as Crystal Hills Team

Kip Fowler as Crystal Hills Team

Mark Madsen as Crystal Hills Team

Leroy "Big Budah" Te'o as Polynesian Team

Daryn Tufts as Polynesian Team

Sekoa Aiono as Polynesian Team

Manoa Benjamin as Polynesian Team

Michael Faasou as Polynesian Team

Rudy Aiono as Polynesian Team

Spencer Pei as Polynesian Team

Nuuli Brown as Polynesian Team

Edward Gasu as Polynesian Team

Peleti A. Pulu as Polynesian Team

Joseph Morgan as Polynesian Team

Howard Tapusoa as Polynesian Team

Sione Fehoko as Polynesian Team

Richard Rowley as Polynesian Team

Ray Purcell as Polynesian Team

Tom Farnsworth as Yellow Team

Denny Barney as Yellow Team

Brad Plowman as Yellow Team

Del Tanner as Yellow Team

Brad Arnett as Yellow Team

Scott Simas as Yellow Team

Dave Pothier as Yellow Team

Brian Mason as Yellow Team

Mike Schlappi as Wheelchair Player

Casey Scott as Smart Mouthed Player

Mike Mecham as Upset Crowd Member

Bernie Diamond as Old Man Player

Ricky Carter as Man in Sweats

Jonny Craddock as Basketball Kicker

Amber Bollinger as Church Lady

Amber Hawkins as Church Lady

Jacob Stayner as Young Dennis

Justin Thornson as Young Bruce

Tyler Workman as Young Blake

Brad Call as Bakery Assistant