Warren Mitchell as Alf Garnett

Dandy Nichols as Else Garnett

Adrienne Posta as Rita Rawlins (née Garnett)

Paul Angelis as Michael 'Mike' Rawlins

John Le Mesurier as Ronald Frewin

Patsy Byrne as Mrs. Frewin

Roy Kinnear as Wally

John Bird as Willis

Roy Hudd as Milkman

Joan Sims as Gran

Arthur Askey as Arthur Askey

George Best as George Best

Max Bygraves as Max Bygraves

Julie Ege as Julie Ege

Kenny Lynch as Kenny Lynch

Bobby Moore as Bobby Moore

Eric Sykes as Eric Sykes

Tom Chadbon as Jim

Margaret Heald as First Bird

Patricia Quinn as Second Bird – Jim's Girlfriend

Derek Griffiths as Rex

Ellis Dale as Clerk

Cleo Sylvestre as Bus Conductress

Ken Wynne as Non-Smoker

Arnold Diamond as Policeman

Richard Speight as Child

J.G. Devlin as Irishman in Pub

Sam Kydd as Man (uncredited)