Antonio Albanese as Cetto La Qualunque

Sergio Rubini as Gerardo "Jerry" Salerno

Lorenza Indovina as Carmen La Qualunque

Nicola Rignanese as Pino 'O Straniero'

Davide Giordano as Carmelo "Melo" La Qualunque

Veronica Da Silva as Isabel De Los Santos detta Cosa, la compagna sudamericana

Mario Cordova as Falso Invalido

Massimo Cagnina as Geometra

Maurizio Comito as Comito

Alfonso Postiglione as Ragioniere

Salvatore Cantalupo as Giovanni De Santis

Antonio Gerardi as Tenente Cavallaro

Manfredi Saavedra as Biondo

Massimo De Lorenzo as Calogero

Luigi Maria Burruano as Imprenditore

Asia Ndiaye as La bambina, la figlia di Cosa

Antonio Fulfaro as Prete

Gianluca Cammisa as Volontario

Paolo Fosso as Sarto

Alessandra Frabetti as Attrice Dilettante

Raffaella Modugno as Etica