Griff Rhys Jones as Dad

Mel Smith as Len

Diane Langton as Mum

Nigel Harman as Peter

Jenny Jay as Shirley

Dorothea Alexander as Grandmother

Walter Sparrow as Grandfather

Brian Coburn as Alan

Raymond Mason as Neighbour

Frankie Cosgrave as Hospital Sister

Janice Cramer as Policewoman

Pete McCarthy as Policeman

Rebecca Stevens as Ambulancewoman

Joanne Noble as Mrs Aldershot

Stan Young as Pub Landlord

Bruce Kilby as Baby