Lauren Fox as Eris

Susan Greenhill as Faith

Thomas Jay Ryan as Zeus

Norbert Leo Butz as Howard Philips

Tia Campbell as Rosslyn Chapel

Kelly Cole as Goat-Boy

Renée Ratcliffe as Paul

Betty Buckley as Rose Kross

George Takei as Radio Free World (voice)

Ann Kittredge as C.I.A. Moderator

Kia Goodwin as Tommi

Matthew Cowles as Malfolio

Tovah Feldshuh as Sponge-Brush Woman

Keith Perrin as Park Freak

Lee Holmes as Nefalous

David Little as Professor St. Clair

Jay Trelease as Creepo Library Man

Brian Delate as Father Plantard