Robert Dhéry as Marcel Perrignon

Colette Brosset as Paulette Perrignon

Louis de Funès as Police station secretary / Head of personnel

Michel Serrault as Tramp

Jean Lefebvre as Chougnasse

Alfred Adam as Alfred

Robert Burnier as Houche

Pierre Dac as Colonel

Eliane D'Almeida as Simone

Bernard Dhéran as Mr. Jean

Annie Ducaux as Mrs. Lucanzas

Jacques Fabbri as 'Le gros' / Fatso

Bernard Lavallette as Minister of Commerce

Jacques Legras as Riri, cafe owner

Christian Marin as Pierrot

Robert Rollis as Maurice, aka 'Le Lapin', hairdresser

René Sarvil as Bargeman

Catherine Sola as Isabelle Zoutin

Pierre Tchernia as Announcer

Jean Carmet as Burglar

Jacques Charrier as Motorist

Christian Duvaleix as Vicar

Roger Pierre as Snob in Sports Car

Jean-Marc Thibault as Effeminate Young Man

André Badin as The 'big' gas station manager

Bruno Balp as Gas station attendant

Jacques Balutin as Inspector Balutin

Didier Daix as Bernapic

Franck Daubray as

Robert Destain as Inspector

Jacques Denoël as

Hélène Dieudonné as Granny

Philippe Dumat as Gas station employee

Max Favalelli as Ambassador

Maurice Gardett as Grougnache

Gilberte Géniat as Mrs. Zoutin

Jean Gras as The dauber

Guy Grosso as Barbemont

Michel Modo as Slovak

Dominique Maurin as Hairdresser's son

Brigitte Peynaud as

Claude Piéplu as Me Fachepot, notary

Nono Zammit as Gas station attendant

André Zibral as