Michel Blanc as Michel Blanc / Patrick Olivier

Carole Bouquet as Carole Bouquet

Philippe Noiret as Philippe Noiret

Josiane Balasko as Josiane Balasko

Marie-Anne Chazel as Marie-Anne Chazel

Christian Clavier as Christian Clavier

Guillaume Durand as Guillaume Durand

Charlotte Gainsbourg as Charlotte Gainsbourg

David Hallyday as David Hallyday

Estelle Lefébure as Estelle Hallyday

Gérard Jugnot as Gérard Jugnot

Dominique Lavanant as Dominique Lavanant

Thierry Lhermitte as Thierry Lhermitte

Mathilda May as Mathilda May

Roman Polanski as Roman Polanski

Régine as Régine

Philippe du Janerand as The Inspector

François Morel as The Deputy

Jean-Louis Richard as The Psychiatrist

Dominique Besnehard as Michel Blanc's Agent

Gilles Jacob as Gilles Jacob

Raoul Billerey as Michel Blanc's Dad

Jacques Buron as Cop 1

Luc Florian as Cop 2

Fabrice Roux as Carlton Receptionist

Philippe Frécon as Carlton Admirer

Franck Messaoudi as Carlton Server

Guy Laporte as The Nightclub Host

Cécile Auclert as Karine (Miss Big Tits)

Jean-Luc Miesch as Jean-Luc Miesch

Thierry Mauvoisin as The Assistant

Vincent Grass as The Swinger

Albert Goldberg as Bouncer

Marie Mergey as Michel Blanc's Mom

Jean-Pierre Clami as The Taxi Driver

Sophie d'Aulan as Journalist 1

Alexandre Kara as Journalist 2

Frédéric Dezert as Journalist 3

Arno Chevrier as Thug 1

Antoine Basler as Thug 2

François Aragon as Thug 3

Aida Daghari as Emergency Nurse

Dorothée Jemma as Pregnant Woman

Philippe Garnier as Stretcher Bearer

Andrée Damant as Madame Volpi

Guillaume Barrière as Supermarket Speaker

Olivier Hémon as Supermarket Spectator

Michel Amphoux as Bistro Owner

Luc-Antoine Salmont as Bistro Customer

Marie Pillet as Bistro Customer

Anne-Marie Jabraud as Madame Olivier

Salvatore Ingoglia as Neighbor 1

Maurice Mons as Neighbor 2

Dominique Marcas as Woman 1

Christine Pignet as Woman 2

Colette Charbonneau as Madame Chanfrin

Louba Guertchikoff as Madame Baudet

Christian 'Nounours' Poupeau as The Baudet Son

Carole Brenner as Cafeteria Waitress 1

Katia Delagarde as Cafeteria Waitress 2

Jacques Delaporte as Cafeteria Customer

Marc Betton as Police Chief

Paule Daré as Carole Bouquet's Maid

Charlotte Maury-Sentier as Cafe Owner

Muriel Solvay as Jewelry Store Employee

Jean-François Perrier as Jewelry Store Owner

Mouloud Rozen as Spectator 1

Kader Boukhanef as Spectator 2

Bruno Moynot as Driver

Lucien Pascal as The Old Man

Martine Audrain as The Old Lady

Christian Spillemaecker as Prison Warden

Alain MacMoy as Prison Director

Bernard Farcy as ANPE Employee

Margot Capelier as Margot Capelier

Christophe Vassort as Mr. Polanski's Assistant