Martin Short as Jiminy Glick / David Lynch

Jan Hooks as Dixie Glick

Linda Cardellini as Natalie Coolidge

Janeane Garofalo as Dee Dee

John Michael Higgins as Andre Devine

Elizabeth Perkins as Miranda Coolidge

Larry Joe Campbell as Haygood Lewkin

Mo Collins as Sharon

DeRay Davis as Mario 'FA REAL' Greene

Carlos Jacott as Barry King

Corey Pearson as Ben DiCarlo

Aries Spears as Gunnar 'MC GUN' Jorge

Robert Trebor as Jay Schiffer

Gary Anthony Williams as Randall Bookerton

Landon Hansen as Matthew Glick

Jake Hoffman as Modine Glick

Alex Diakun as Bellhop / Barber

Peter Breck as Tibor

Ellie Harvie as June

Darren Shahlavi as Johnny Stompanato

Courtney Daniel as Lana Turner

Randi Lynne as Rowena

Olivia Yung as Chinese Maid

Ari Solomon as Rabbi Schleckman

Christine Willes as Arlene Sheehy

Sue Gillan as Hotel Clerk

Peter Kelamis as Hotel Clerk

Zahf Paroo as Gandhi's Manager

Allison Warnyca as Gandhi's Girlfriend

Natasha Wilson as Sexy Girl

Jano Frandsen as Award Presenter

Anita Brown as Award Presenter

Christopher Lazar as Rap Fan

Sara Willey as Lana Turner's Daughter

Kiefer Sutherland as Kiefer Sutherland

Whoopi Goldberg as Whoopi Goldberg

Kevin Kline as Kevin Kline

Pat O'Brien as Self

Sharon Stone as Sharon Stone

Jake Gyllenhaal as Jake Gyllenhaal

Forest Whitaker as Forest Whitaker

Susan Sarandon as Susan Sarandon

Kurt Russell as Kurt Russell

Rob Lowe as Rob Lowe

Steve Martin as Steve Martin

Chloë Sevigny as Chloë Sevigny (uncredited)

Emmanuelle Béart as Emmanuelle Béart (uncredited)

Willem Dafoe as Willem Dafoe (uncredited)

Roger Ebert as Self (uncredited)