Chris Lilley as Phil Olivetti / Ricky Wong / Ja'mie King / Daniel Sims / Nathan Sims / Pat Mullins

Jennifer Byrne as Narrator (voice)

Mick Graham as Terry

Chung Jade Koh as Chun

Maria Angelico as Mel

Emma Clapham as Brianna

Adrienne Couper Smith as Emma

Deborah Jones as Kerry

Taylor Potter as Tyson

Tracey Mathers as Shelly

Woody Miles as Jordan

Frieda McKenna as Frieda

Carol Chong as Carol

Ferdinand Hoang as Mr. Wong

Pixie Jones as Tracy

Nyathan Hoth Mai as Sonali

Jhyll Teplin as Mrs. King

Lise Rodgers as Mrs. Welham

Steven Abdilla as Stevie J

Bill Lee as Professor Lee

Mariel Wong as Auditionee / Deborah Mailman

Louis Corbett as Jeremy

Cathy Freeman as Self

Vince Colosimo as Self

Jane Hopkins as Jane

Gayle DeLosa as Lorraine

Jess Young as Cathy Freeman

Ethan Thoi as Captain Cook

Jack Charles as Aboriginal Elder

Corleen Cooper as Professor Maza

Adam Ford as Mr. Butell

Nicole Brady as Journalist

Cara Foley as Cara

Jamie Collins as Jamie Sims

Julia Collins as Julie Sims

Andrew Walker as Sam

Rueben Heenan as Craig

Donald Baigent as Malcolm

Zac Jardine as Tom

Katie Collins as Cathy

Peter Hearne as Senior Official

Genevieve Moore as Door Attendant

Jill Singer as Awards MC

Sancia Robinson as Casting Agent