Carol Burnett as Narrator (voice)

Danny DeVito as George Johnson (voice)

Carrie Fisher as Alice Conway (voice)

Rhea Perlman as Rose Johnson (voice)

Henry Winkler as Carl Conway (voice)

Cassandra Coblentz as Molly Conway (voice)

Gini Holtzman as Mary O'Connell (voice)

Jeremy Schoenberg as Joey Fabrizio (voice)

Danny Colby as Tommy Johnson (voice)

Karrie Ullman as Darlene Kashitani (voice)

Carl Steven as Woody Coleman (voice) (as Carl Stevens)

Dana Ferguson as Dom Fabrizio (voice)

Brett Johnson as What's-His-Name (voice)

Keri Houlihan as Molly's Daughter (voice)

June Foray as Ms. McCullough (voice)

Bill Scott as Additional Voices (voice)