Oliver Kalkofe as Chief Inspector Even Longer/Screaming Woman

Bastian Pastewka as Inspector Very Long/Rose Seller

Thomas Fritsch as Earl of Cockwood

Tanja Wenzel as Miss Pennymarket

Olli Dittrich as Dieter Dubinsky

Christoph Maria Herbst as Alfons Hatler

Thomas Heinze as Rather Short

Anke Engelke as Doris Dubinsky

Wolfgang Völz as Sir John

Grit Boettcher as Mrs. Nora

Oliver Welke as Dr. Brinkman

Lars Rudolph as Smeerlap

Eva Ebner as Miss Drycunt

Antoine Monot Jr. as Deaf Jack

Klaus Neumann as Dicker Hai

Günther Jauch as Talkshow Host

André Meyer as Pommi

Daniel Steiner as Fritti

Holger Speckhahn as The Hunchback of Soho

Wolfgang Schwalm as Member of Die Bande des Schreckens

Wilfried Gliem as Member of Die Bande des Schreckens

André Dietz as The Dumb Archer

Zdeněk Tomeš as The Black Colourful Abbot

Carl Heinz Choynski as The Caretaker with the Cord Hat

Michal Gulyáš as Arse with Ears

Václav Krejčí as The Robber Hotzenplotz

Hanuš Bor as Dr. No

Ivan Urbánek as Dr. Yes

Ales Vrzal as Pantomime

Catharina van Veen as Susan

Sylvia Kube as Mandy

Achim Mentzel as The Trixxer (old)

Matthias Müsse as Sergeant Smegma

Nina Sollich as Lacquer Whore in front of Fishy Fingers

Lucy Diakovska as

Sandy Mölling as

Jessica Wahls as

Nadja Benaissa as

Vanessa Petruo as

Radek Brůna as Seaman

Jürgen Egger as Face of the Frog/Handsome Steve

Michael Habeck as Arse with Ears (voice)

Simon Happ as Face of the Frog

Helmut Krauss as Edgar Wallace's Neighbor

Ingeborg Lapsien as Miss Drycunt (voice)

Tonio von der Meden as The Black Colourful Abbot (voice)

Barbara Ratthey as Old Woman with walker

Steffen Scheumann as Larry

Andreas von der Meden as Face of the Frog