Alicia Silverstone as Goody

Krysten Ritter as Stacy

Sigourney Weaver as Cisserus

Dan Stevens as Joey

Richard Lewis as Danny

Wallace Shawn as Dr. Van Helsing

Justin Kirk as Vadim

Malcolm McDowell as Vlad

Zak Orth as Renfield

Marilu Henner as Angela

Kristen Johnston as Mrs. Van Helsing

Meredith Scott Lynn as Rita

Gael García Bernal as Diego Bardem

Larry Wilmore as Professor Quincy

Bettina Bresnan as Mary Anne Cachillo

Todd Barry as Ivan

Taylor Negron as Pizza Guy

Amir Arison as Derek

Scott Thomson as Erik

Annie Kitral as Elderly Woman

Brian Backer as Middle-Aged Guy / Dentist