Seann William Scott as Doug Glatt

Marc-André Grondin as Xavier Laflamme

Alison Pill as Eva

Jay Baruchel as Pat

Liev Schreiber as Ross Rhea

Eugene Levy as Dr. Glatt

Kim Coates as Ronnie Hortense

Nicholas Campbell as Rollie Hortense

Richard Clarkin as Gord Ogilvey

Jonathan Cherry as Marco Belchoir

Ricky Mabe as John Stevenson

George Tchortov as Evgeni

Karl Graboshas as Oleg

David Paetkau as Ira

Larry Woo as Park Kim

Stephen Sim as Backup Goalie

Ellen David as Mrs. Glatt

Mike Bell as Donovan

Jeff Strome as Oldfield

Jeff Wahl as Reg

Bryan Clark as Bartender

David Duncan as Darren

James Durham as Customer

Jeff Bromley as Guy

Don Carmody as Guy in Leather Jacket

Kalyn Bomback as Kelly

Dominick Blais as O'Sullivan

Curt Keilback as Rod McCaudry

James Knight as Ref / ND Halifax Player #1

Tom Anniko as Shamrock's Coach

Amy Groening as Teenage Singer

Ali Hassan as Uncle Stevie

Sean Skene as Assassin #1 / Concord Player #2

Gabriel Daniels as Blanko

Ken St. Mars as Hamilton Defenseman

Derek Poplawski as Lowell Kings Opponent

Tim Kiriluk as Mirimachi Opponent #1

Lance Cartwright as Mirimachi Opponent #2

Georges Laraque as Huntington

Geoff Banjavich as Brandon

David Lawrence as Richard

Brandy Jaques as Stripper

Howard Jerome as Albee Cohen

Aron Tager as Mr. Goldsmith

Sidney Leeder as Young Woman

Sarah Scheffer as Barbara Cohen

Darren Ross as Lineman #1

Andrew Degryse as Lineman #2

Mark Dann as Iroquius #4

Brent Poplawski as Concord Player #4

Robert Borges as Iroquius #5

Jodi Stecyk as Assassin #2

Veronica Malinowski as Paris Hilton Lookalike

Christian Fraser as Assassin #3

Glen Thompson as Assassin #7

Braeley Hobbs as Rachel (uncredited)

Mitchell Kummen as Autograph Seeker (uncredited)

Christian Lalonde as Simard (uncredited)

Adam McCort as Drunkard (uncredited)

Lorrie Papadopoulos as Restaurant Patron / Team Supporter (uncredited)

Terry Ray as Assassin Player (uncredited)

Clayton T. Stewart as Crazy Fan (uncredited)

Jacob Klick as Agin (uncredited)

John Paul Tremblay as Production Assistant #3 (uncredited)

Robb Wells as Production Assistant #1 (uncredited)