Michael Bentine as The Sandwich Man

Dora Bryan as Mrs. De Vere

Harry H. Corbett as Stage Door Keeper

Bernard Cribbins as Photographer

Diana Dors as First Billingsgate Lady

Tracey Crisp as Girl in the Black Plastic Mac

Ian Hendry as Policeman Motor Cycle

Stanley Holloway as Park Gardener

Wilfrid Hyde-White as Lord Uffingham

Michael Medwin as Sewer Man

Ron Moody as Rowing Coach

Anna Quayle as Second Billingsgate Woman

Terry-Thomas as Scout Master

Norman Wisdom as Boxing Vicar

Suzy Kendall as Sue

John Le Mesurier as Religious Sandwich Man

Warren Mitchell as Gipsy Sid

Burt Kwouk as Ice Cream Man

Marianne Stone as Uncredited

Skip Martin as Edgar

Aubrey Morris as Cedric

Donald Wolfit as Car Salesman

David Buck as Steven

Alfie Bass as Yachtsman

Earl Cameron as Bus Conductor

Leon Thau as Ram

Hugh Futcher as Gogi

Peter Jones as Escapologist

Robert Lang as Waiter

David Lodge as Charlie

Ewen Solon as Blind Man

Sydney Tafler as First Fish Porter

Frank Finlay as Second Fish Porter

Ronnie Stevens as Drunk

Tony Tanner as Ferry Man

Fred Emney as Sir Arthur Moleskin

Peter Arne as Gentleman in Rolls Royce

Max Bacon as Chef

Terry Brooks as Brian - Boy Scout

Gerald Campion as Fred - Sandwich Man in Suit of Armour

Michael Chaplin as Pavement Artist

Roger Delgado as Abdul - Carpet Seller

Joe Gibbons as Ern - Man Driving Lawnmower

Syd Harrison as Polar Bear Man

Max Harrison as Kangaroo Man

John Junkin as Chauffeur

Jeremy Lloyd as Jeremy - the Guardsman

Bartlett Mullins as George Pocket

Patrick Newell as River Bus Man

Maureen Pryor as

Michael Trubshawe as Guardsman

Neil Wilson as Traffic Warden