Carlos Larkin as Narrator (voice)

Edward D. Wood Jr. as Glen / Glenda (archive footage)

Jackie Coogan as Dr. Aranya (archive footage)

Noah Hathaway as Harry Potter Jr. (archive footage)

Don Sullivan as Regg (archive footage)

Phyllis Diller as Camille Salamander (archive footage)

Paul Blaisdell as The Monster (archive footage)

Warren Beatty as Lyle Rogers (archive footage)

Dustin Hoffman as Chuck Clarke (archive footage)

Koji Furuhata as Frankenstein (archive footage)

Vic Savage as Martin Gordon (archive footage)

John Call as Santa Claus (archive footage)

Lea Thompson as Beverly Switzler (archive footage)

Bill Freed as Adolf Hitler, der Führer (archive footage)

Jim Kelly as Black Belt Jones (archive footage)

Robert De Niro as Jon Rubin (archive footage)

Barbara Bach as Alice Brandt (archive footage)

Don Bowman as Jeepers (archive footage)

Jeannie Bell as T.N.T. Jackson (archive footage)

George Barrows as Ro-Man (archive footage)

Alex Rebar as Steve West (archive footage)

Darren McGavin as Red (archive footage)

Zandor Vorkov as Count Dracula (archive footage)

John Bloom as Frankenstein's Monster (archive footage)

Tor Johnson as Lobo (archive footage)

Jackie Gleason as Buford T. Justice (archive footage)

Olivia Newton-John as Kira (archive footage)

Bill Cosby as Leonard Parker (archive footage)

Jean Hawkshaw as Omoo (archive footage)

Bela Lugosi as Dr. Zabor (archive footage)

Boris Karloff as Dr. Bernard Adrian (archive footage)

Robert Englund as Ranger (archive footage)

Ramón Gay as Dr. Eduardo Almada (archive footage)

Elke Arendt as Schneewittchen (archive footage)

Robert Towne as Agent XK150 (archive footage)

Colleen Camp as Mary Ann (archive footage)

Tom Laughlin as Billy Jack (archive footage)

Peter Graves as Dr. Doug Paul Martin (archive footage)

Lon Chaney Jr. as Bruno (archive footage)

Joan Crawford as Dr. Brockton (archive footage)

Larry Fine as Larry (archive footage)

Moe Howard as Moe (archive footage)

Joe DeRita as Curly-Joe (archive footage)

Chung-kuei Chang as (archive footage)

David Millbern as Pando (archive footage)

Peter Breck as Steve Curan (archive footage)

Viju Krem as Natasha Di Natalie (archive footage)

Louis Gossett Jr. as Rev. Elija Bliss (archive footage)

Marilyn Hanold as Princess Marcuzan (archive footage)

James Best as Thorne Sherman (archive footage)

Vic Morrow as Ron Hamer (archive footage)

Criswell as Narrator (archive footage)

Rosey Grier as Jack Moss (archive footage)

Richard Kiel as Eegah (archive footage)

Ray Dennis Steckler as Jerry (archive footage)