James D. Rolfe as The Nerd

Jeremy Suarez as Cooper

Sarah Glendening as Mandi

Stephen Mendel as General Dark Onward

Helena Barrett as Sergeant Molly McButter

Time Winters as Dr. Zandor

Nathan Barnatt as Keith Apicary

Bear McCreary as Zombie

Kyle Mac as

Doug Walker as Himself

Robbie Rist as Alien

Lloyd Kaufman as Himself

Jessica Rockwell as Barcade Babe

David Dastmalchian as Sgt. L J Ng

Milynn Sarley as Hot Chick

Robert Dunne as

Asterios Kokkinos as

Robb Stech as Soldier

Whitney Moore as Bride

Pat Contri as Disappointed Gamer #1

Mike Matei as Mike Matei

Kyle Justin as Guitar Guy

Andre Meadows as Andre Meadows

Logan Grove as Bradley

Howard Scott Warshaw as Himself

Bobby Charles Reed as Bernie Cockburn

Eddie Pepitone as Mr. Swann

Matt Conant as Death Mwauthzyx