Mike Myers as Charlie MacKenzie / Stuart MacKenzie

Nancy Travis as Harriet Michaels

Anthony LaPaglia as Tony Giardino

Amanda Plummer as Rose Michaels

Brenda Fricker as May Mackenzie

Matt Doherty as Heed

Charles Grodin as Commandeered Car Driver

Phil Hartman as Park Ranger - Vickie

Debi Mazar as Tony's Girlfriend - Susan

Steven Wright as Pilot

Patrick Bristow as Cafe Roads Performer

Cintra Wilson as Cafe Roads M.C.

Al Nalbandian as Butchershop Customer

George F. Mauricio as Butchershop Customer

Kiki Douveas as Butchershop Customer

Lillie Lowe as Butchershop Customer

Maria Dos Remedios as Butchershop Customer

Luenell as Police Records Officer

Kelly Christmas as Policeman

Ilya Brodsky as Russian Sailor

Eugene Buick as Russian Sailor

Maureen O'Boyle as "A Current Affair" Ancherwoman

Steve Dunleavy as "A Current Affair" Reporter

Mike Hagerty as Obituary Employee

Michael Richards as Obituary Employee

Adele Proom as Marriage Desk Employee

David Knowles as Serenade Musician

Carl Rusk as Serenade Musician

Paul Sanchez as Serenade Musician

Jessie Nelson as Ralph

Wanda McCaddon as Auntie Molly

Glen Vernon as Uncle Angus

Maggy Myers Davidson as Tony's Dance Partner

Robert Nichols as Scottish Minister

Jek Cunningham as Wedding Reception Piper

Robert Black as Wedding Reception Accordionist

John Taylor as Wedding Reception Fiddler

Ken Johnson as Walter the Plumber

Kelvin Han Yee as Master Cho

Joe Bellan as Man with Bimbo

Greg Germann as Concierge

Ken Grantham as Maitre D'

Bob Sarlatte as M.C.

Cynthia Frost as Mrs. Levenstein

Fred Ornstein as Mr. Levenstein

John X. Heart as Waiter

Frederick Walsh as Bellboy

Keith Selvin as Young Stuart

Alan Arkin as Tony's Boss (uncredited)

Marla Sokoloff as Alcatraz Visitor (uncredited)