Ezio Greggio as Antonio Motel

Dom DeLuise as Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza

Billy Zane as Jo Dee Foster

Joanna Pacula as Lily Wine

Charlene Tilton as Jane Wine

Martin Balsam as Det. Martin Balsam

Stuart Pankin as Insp. Pete Putrid

John Astin as The Ranger

Phyllis Diller as Old Secretary

Bubba Smith as Olaf

Larry Storch as Sergeant

Rip Taylor as Mr. Laurel

Shelley Winters as Mrs. Motel (The Mother)

Nedra Volz as Ranger's Wife

Andre Rosey Brown as Motorcycle Cop

Henry Silva as Police Chief

Marshall Bell as Cross Dressing Agent

Lee Allan as Agent #1

Sal Landi as Agent #2

Pat Rick as President Bill Clinton

Tony Cox as Dwarf Guard

Joe Dante as Dying Man

John Carpenter as Trenchcoat Man / Gimp

Irwin Keyes as Guard

Eddie Deezen as Video Cameraman

Ken Davitian as Luciano Pavarotti

Peter DeLuise as Checkout Guard

John Landis as FBI Agent

David DeLuise as Policeman #1

Al Ruscio as Phillip Morris

Dom Irrera as Gas Station Attendant

Lance Kinsey as Investigating Officer

Shelly Desai as Trick

Lonnie Burr as Drunk

Debra Christofferson as Misery Woman

Linda Lutz as Housedress Woman

Rudy De Luca as Malicious Mel the Checkout Maniac

Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst as Beautiful Woman

Jeff Celentano as Agent

Raymond Serra as Agent Prostitute #1

Daniel McVicar as Forensics Expert

Wilhelm von Homburg as Maitre 'D

John Roarke as Ex-President George Bush

Jeff Bright as Mummy

Kimber Sissons as Push-Up Lady

Lynn Shirey as First Lady Hillary Clinton

John Fadule as Policeman #2

Seifullah Ziyad II as Michael Jackson

Jim Maniaci as Rape Culturist #1

Manny Molina as Rape Culturist #2

Robert Muse as Agent Prostitute #2

Lana Schwab as Nurse

Matteo Molinari as Bellboy

Rino Piccolo as Ambulance Driver

Mel Brooks as Checkout Guest (uncredited)

Ray S. Ellerbe as Agent (uncredited)

Cornelia Johnsson as Sharon Bone (uncredited)

Angela Masini as Fat Woman (uncredited)