Ian Ziering as Fin Shepard

Ryan Whitney as Claudia Shepard

Tara Reid as April Wexler

David Hasselhoff as Colonel Gilbert Shepard

Gary Busey as Wilford Wexler

Tommy Davidson as Aston Reynolds

Imani Hakim as Gabrielle

Cody Linley as Matt Shepard

Masiela Lusha as Gemini

Cheryl Tiegs as Raye Shepard

Carrie Keagan as Supervisor Martindale

Mindy Robinson as Annie the Fan

Gena Lee Nolin as Neely

Kym Johnson as Supervisor Gwen

Duane 'Dog' Chapman as Chop Top

Carrot Top as Uber Driver

Benjy Bronk as Howard Beale

Elisa Jordana as Sam Bronk

Christopher Shone as Little Gil Shepard

Nicholas Shone as Little Gil Shepard

Gilbert Gottfried as Ron McDonald

Steve Guttenberg as Colton

Stassi Schroeder as Gina Koening

Hayley Hasselhoff as Supervisor Mary Jane

Caroline Williams as Stretch

Dan Yeager as Gunnar

Anthony C. Ferrante as Fenwick

Paul Shaffer as Paul Shaffer

Vince Neil as Vince Neil

Al Roker as Al Roker

Jillian Warry Barberie as Train Passenger

Stacey Dash as Mayor Mansfield

Patti Stanger as Marley Craig (Reporter)

Lloyd Kaufman as Astro Tech Kaufman

Sarah Knappik as Blonde

Susan Anton as Betty (Gambler)

Cynthia Bailey as Tech Addison

Steffanie Busey as Craven

Todd Chrisley as Todd Chrisley

Grayson Chrisley as Grayson Chrisley

Savannah Chrisley as Savannah Chrisley

James Leigh Davis as Chippendale Dancer

Jay DeMarcus as Zimmerman

Justine Ezarik as Shatner

Dan Farr as Dan Farr

David Faustino as Bud

Juliana Ferrante as Juliana

Erika Girardi as Tech Frances

Lori Greiner as Lori Greiner

Gary Herbert as Gary Herbert / Background

Brandi Glanville as Tech Whitley

Taylor Ann Hasselhoff as Pilot Shaelyn

Robert Herjavec as Supervisor Parker

T'Keyah Crystal Keymáh as Tech Terry

Moise Latt as Alex

Daniel Logan as Captain Fett

Courtney Lopez as Reporter Stormy G.

Andre Meadows as Train Conductor

Donna Mills as Supervisor Wink

Jeanne Miller as EMT

Frank Mir as Jamie

Kenya Moore as Monique

Roy Nelson as Donnie (Paparrazo)

Wayne Newton as Wayne Newton

Alexandra Paul as Holden

Drew Pinsky as Pastor

DeStorm Power as National Guardsman

Dolvett Quince as Mickey the Trainer

Colby Lopez as Astro X Tech Lopez

Earthquake as Agent Cronenberg

Jax Taylor as Guardsman #2

Corey Taylor as Frankie

Diana Terranova as Salt Lake ComicCon Host

Charles Tillman as Johnny Zucker

Adrian Zmed as Adrian Zmed

Natalie Morales as Natalie Morales

Petunia as Petunia

Leanne Friedman as Background