Melinda Clarke as Monica

Richard Gabai as Jerry / T.V. Evangelist

Jeff Bowser as Zoomer

Rajnish Babakan as Max

Kent Burden as Theo

Karman Kruschke as Sherry

Madison Monk as Stuey

Tane McClure as Rowena

Velvet Rhodes as Sister Flavia

Mickey Rubin as Beano

Angela Visser as Catherine

Burt Ward as The Pope

Karl Austen as Beefcake #1

Michael Bennett as Father Gibson

Kelly Brooke as Arby's Babe #2

James R. Sweeney as Father Flynn

Chris Decker as Babe in Window

Robert Dorfmann as Papal Security #1

Casey Fleming as Beefcake #2

Ken Fornier as Cardinal Clemmons

David L. Gabai as Choir Maestro

Karen Ihling as Poolside Manicure Babe

Cheryl Lawson as Sister Gabriel

Tom McCrory as Papal Security #2

Michael Parkhurst as Sergeant Redneck

James Rhine as Cardinal Hogan

Tony Scaduto as Mondo He-Nun

M.A. Shapiro as Sister Gabriella

Janelle Varada as Arby's Babe #1

Henry Yu Yang as Mr. Bruce Ly

Buddy Daniels Friedman as Cleeghorn