Leigh Francis as Keith Lemon / Evil Steve / The Bear / Craig David

Kelly Brook as Kelly Brook

Harish Patel as Kushvinder

Laura Aikman as Rosie

Verne Troyer as Archimedes

Kevin Bishop as Dougie

David Hasselhoff as The Hoff

Conleth Hill as Delivery Man

Nina Wadia as Pat

Emma Bunton as Emma Bunton

Melanie C as Mel C

Gary Barlow as Gary Barlow

Vernon Kay as Vernon Kay

Chris Moyles as Chris Moyles

Jason Donovan as Jason Donovan

Peter Andre as Peter Andre

Gino D'Acampo as Gino D'Acampo

Denise Van Outen as Denise Van Outen

Tinchy Stryder as Tinchy Stryder

Ronan Keating as Ronan Keating

Billy Ocean as Billy Ocean

Craig Phillips as Craig Phillips

Holly Willoughby as Holly Willoughby

Fearne Cotton as Fearne Cotton

Phillip Schofield as Phillip Schofield

David Pearse as Waterbot Salesman

Jimmy Reddington as Man on Bridge

Kim Barry as Woman on Bridge

John Render as Hoodless Harry

Paddy McGuinness as Gary

Johnny Palmiero as Barman

Abigail Hamilton as Auntie Fanny

Theo Barklem-Biggs as Buster (Hoodie)

Martin Rogan as Dennis (Hardman)

Michael Condron as Hoff Show Director

Richard Clements as Thick Northern Fan

Barrington Cullen as Bank Manager

Andrew MacBean as Dr. Fallus

Ian Beattie as Awards Host

Paul Courtenay Hyu as Chinese Elvis Party Host

Sam Bowden as Keith's stripper

Jeana Brock as Gary's Stripper

Holly Gibbons as Poledancer

Katalina Reddin as Poledancer

Alice Finlan as Stripper

Harold Moss as Keith's Butler

Charlotte Jackson as TV News Reporter