Julia McNeal as Eileen Bateman

Dave Simonds as Steve Bateman

Phyllis Salaberrios as The Mysterious Tanya

Angel Caban as Juan the Plumber

Nena Segal as Eileen's Mother

Jaime Rojo as Paolo the Paolo's Assistant

Alex Trisano as Hector

Peter Justinus as Mr. Walters

Karen Wexler as Nikki

Michael Beltran as Ramon

Jack Mason as Chipper

Phil Butard as Bob

Weston Blakesley as Suburban Ohio Neighbor

Shannon McLeod as East Village Girl

Larry Tate as Mr. Jarvis

Darrell Smith as Guy who went 'Oops'

Michelle DeCosta as Young Eileen

Anthony McGowen as Pete Jackson

Jon Groff as The 'Doo-Doo' Man

Phoebe Sudrow as Secretary #1

Amanda Green as Secretary #2

Marko Hunt as Hector's Man

Ben Bianchi as Hector's Man

Dan Kelly as Hector's Man

Bill Walters as Eileen's Father

Jed Spingarn as Dog Waiter

Damian Young as BBQ Party

Vivian Lanko as BBQ Party

Philip Dolin as BBQ Party / Mime

David Shane as Office Worker

Joshua Robinson as Office Worker

Fernando St. James as Old in Gateway / MC Backstage

Beth Hope as East Village Girl

Allison McElwain as Girl in Tutu

Paul Eckstein as Avenue D Local