Robert Clotworthy as Narrator (voice)

George Lucas as Self

Peter Jackson as Self

J.J. Abrams as Self

Joss Whedon as Self

Kevin Smith as Self

Stephen Colbert as Self

Dan Rather as Self

Tom Brokaw as Self

Nancy Pelosi as Self

Newt Gingrich as Self

Linda Ellerbee as Self

Joan Breton Connelly as Self

Camille Paglia as Self

John C. Lyden as Self

Steven Galipeau as Self

Carl A. Rubino as Self

Elvis Mitchell as Self

Kevin J. Wetmore Jr. as Self

Edward L. Hudgins as Self

Carl Silvio as Self

Leon Wieseltier as Self

Jonathan Young as Self

Mary Henderson as Self

George W. Bush as Self (archive footage)

Joseph Campbell as Self (archive footage)

Adolf Hitler as Self (archive footage)

Saddam Hussein as Self (archive footage)