Matt Lanter as Will

Vanessa Lachey as Amy

Gary 'G. Thang' Johnson as Calvin

Nicole Parker as Enchanted Princess / Amy Winehouse Look-A-Like / Jessica Simpson Look-A-Like

Crista Flanagan as Juney / Hannah Montana

Kim Kardashian as Lisa

Ike Barinholtz as Wolf / Javier Bardem Look-A-Like / Police Officer / Hellboy / Batman / Beowulf / Prince Caspian

Carmen Electra as Beautiful Assassin

Tony Cox as Indiana Jones

Tad Hilgenbrink as Prince

Nick Steele as Underwear Model

John Di Domenico as Dr. Phil Look-A-Like / Love Guru

Jason Boegh as Male Carrie

Valerie Wildman as Samantha

Abe Spigner as Flava-Flav Look-A-Like

Noah Harpster as Jonah

Austin Michael Scott as McLover

Devin Crittenden as Michael Cera Look-A-Like

Dana Seltzer as Head On Voice

Robin Atkin Downes as Emergency Broadcaster (voice)

Jonas Neal as Justin Timberlake Look-A-Like

Walter Harris as Hancock

Jacob Tolano as Bruce Banner

Michelle Lang as Hot Girl

Clinton Wayne as Puppeteer