Kal Penn as Edward

Adam Campbell as Peter

Jennifer Coolidge as White Bitch

Jayma Mays as Lucy

Faune Chambers Watkins as Susan

Crispin Glover as Willy

Tony Cox as Bink

Héctor Jiménez as Mr. Tumnus

Darrell Hammond as Captain Jack Swallows

Carmen Electra as Mystique

David Carradine as Museum Curator

Fred Willard as Aslo

Kevin McDonald as Harry Potter

George Alvarez as Ron

Crista Flanagan as Hermoine

Dana Seltzer as Flight Attendant

Dane Farwell as Albus Dumbledore

Tad Hilgenbrink as Cyclops

Jim Piddock as Magneto

Vince Vieluf as Wolverine

Kahshanna Evans as Storm

Lindsey Kraft as Rogue

Jareb Dauplaise as Nacho Libre

Rico Rodriguez as Chanchito

Danny Jacobs as Borat / Pirate with Eye Patch

David Lehre as Ashton Kutcher

James Walker Sr. as Samuel Jackson

Tysen Knight as Kanye West

Alla Petrou as Paris Hilton

Gregory Jbara as Mel Gibson

Jill Latiano Howerton as Singing Pirate Girl

Abe Spigner as Flavor Flav

Shawn McDonald as P. Diddy Faun

Lauren Conrad as Lauren Conrad

Katt Williams as Harry Beaver (voice)

Nick Steele as Lead Archer

Brennan Thomas as Woodsman

David J. Catching as Aslo's Camp Band

Jesse Hughes as Aslo's Camp Band

Brian O'Connor as Aslo's Camp Band

Gene Trautmann as Aslo's Camp Band

Kenny Yates as Pirate with Heart

D.J. Dierker as Pirate

Taran Killam as Pirate

Jeremy Rowley as Pirate

Qiana Chase as Pirate Wench

Jillian Grace as Pirate Wench

Masha Lund as Pirate Wench

Pollyanna Uruena as Pirate Wench

Sara Jean Underwood as Pirate Wench

Olivia Hardt as Cribs Faun

Zee James as Cribs Faun

Ginny Jones as Cribs Faun

Britten Kelley as Cribs Faun

Arielle Vandenberg as Cribs Faun

Heather Storm as Aslo's Girl

Irina Voronina as Jogging Girl

Audra Lynn as Wardrobe Girl

Darko Belgrade as James Bond

Brookelyn Freed as Bond Girl

Sabi Dorr as Blacksmith

David Whatley-Zepeda as Silas the Monk

Mike Grief as Prison Guard

Mary Castro as Breast Bite Woman

Ron Léroy as Nose Bite Guy

Thomas Van Tassel as Crotch Bite Guy

Lichelle D. Ebner as Morphed Mystique

Paul Zies as Thug

Roscoe Lee Browne as Narrator (voice)

Ronald Lee Clark as Oompa Loompa

Joe Gieb as Oompa Loompa

Arturo Gil as Oompa Loompa

Ricardo Gil as Oompa Loompa

Michael Lee Gogin as Oompa Loompa

Joseph S. Griffo as Oompa Loompa

Pancho Moler as Oompa Loompa

Mighty Mike Murga as Oompa Loompa

Mark Povinelli as Oompa Loompa

Jon Simanton as Oompa Loompa

David Steinberg as Oompa Loompa

John Tamaki as Oompa Loompa

Kevin Thompson as Oompa Loompa

Tyce Diorio as Willy Dance Double

Richard Steelo Vasquez as Curator Dance Double

Megan Hiratzka as Dancing Pirate Girl

Samantha Faye Lee as Dancing Pirate Girl

Philip Albuquerque as Breakdancing Pirate

Jaime Burgos III as Breakdancing Pirate

Oren Michaeli as Breakdancing Pirate

Frankie DeMiranda as Dancing Soldier

Chadd Smith as Madd Chadd

Anwar Burton as Michael Jackson

Yousef Abu-Taleb as Daniel

Kevin Hart as Silas (uncredited)

Scott L. Schwartz as Rubeus Hagrid (uncredited)

Monica Ford as The Hot Nun (uncredited)

John Eric Brown as Warrior (uncredited)

Jon Overgaauw as Oompa Loompa (uncredited)

Donna Russo as Oompa Loompa (uncredited)

Phillip Sanchez as Monk (uncredited)

Matt Weinglass as Warrior (uncredited)

Michelle Lang as Bond Girl

Dave Gist as Man-Boobs! (uncredited)