Elaine Klimaszewski as Missy

Jonathan Bennett as Nathan

Kal Penn as Z-Bob

Donald Faison as Ash

Charlie Talbert as Johnny C. MacElroy

Aaron Himelstein as Eli

Vincent Pastore as Carmine/ Mr. Kidd

Diane Klimaszewski as Chrissy

Lin Shaye as Cassandra

Graham Beckel as Officer Stone

Jaime Pressly as Herself

Chuck Liddell as The Iceman

Brent Briscoe as Big Gut Mel

Marisa Petroro as The Showgirl

Diora Baird as Penelope

Tamara Whelan as Candy Juggs

Steve Hytner as Airport Security

Sophia Rossi as Porn Star

Kathy Griffin as She-Elvis