Len Cariou as Norm Archer

Steven Seagal as Cock Puncher

Larissa Laskin as Dana Dobbs

Ken Takemoto as Sensei

Don McManus as Dennis McCormick

Michael Bolton as Michael Bolton

Ahmed Ahmed as Ahmed

Brendan Fletcher as White Black Guy Tim

Daniel Dae Kim as Ivy Leaguer

Meredith Baxter as Cooking Show Chef

Jed Rees as Wizard Proteus

Rodney Dangerfield as Rodney Dangerfield

Ahmed B. Badran as Peruvian

Brian Powell as Typical Neighbor Husband

Scott Klace as Kip Kendall

Barbara Pilavin as Alzheimers Old Lady

Sandy Kenyon as Alzheimers Guy in Crowd

Orlando Seale as Producer

Erik Stolhanske as Producer

Sarah McElligott as Melissa Cherry

Randy Oglesby as Surgeon General

Kwame Boateng as Dibo

Richard Fancy as Kenneth Garber

Alex Solowitz as The Masses

Savannah Haske as Rapist Lisa

Rebecca Lowman as Rape Victim Julie

Jim Gleason as Steel Beam Architect

Michael Harney as Line-Up Detective

Angel Cassidy as Porn Star

Gauge as Porn Star

Robert Hoffman as Lollipop Love Dancer

Joel McHale as Office Worker

Harry Shum Jr. as Lollipop Love Dancer

Kevin Federline as Lollipop Love Dancer

Bo Barrett as Wigger Jim

Chrissy Metz as Heavy Girl

Marshall Manesh as Announcer

Greg Cipes as Hippie Diplomant

Nick Chinlund as Bryce Brand

Jim Rash as Bryce's Manager

Paul Scheer as Bates Computer Salesman Dirk

John Viener as Peen Out Guy

Gedde Watanabe as James Nakatami

Chris Villa as Gay Guy

Michael Delaney as Gil Bates

Karen Miller as Cockpuncher Entourage