Andrew Dice Clay as Richard Spencer

Denis Leary as Jake

Joe Mantegna as Frank Musso

Farrah Forke as Mrs. Spencer

Cassidy Rae as Norma Jean Hazelrigg

Annabella Sciorra as Brenda

Tanya Pohlkotte as Sara

Tanya Roberts as Herself

Morgan Brittany as Herself

Saverio Guerra as Eddie

David Harris as Robber #1

Robert LaSardo as Robber #2

Dale Raoul as Allison Shoop

Clyde Kusatsu as Saint Peter

William Ragsdale as Todd Farrit

Brittany Slattery as Sara's Little Girl

David Butler as Sara's Husband

Lois Foraker as Charlotte

Gerrit Graham as Satan

Lee Everett as Freda

Bee-Be Smith as Angry Mom

Susan Barnes as Cat Foot Lady

Caroline Key Johnson as Diane

Emma Thaler as Lisa

Regan Kennedy as Armani Guy

Kenneth Randle as Kid

Allan Rich as Ziggy Brillman

John Ducey as Paramedic

Kristopher Logan as Reporter #1

Steven M. Porter as Reporter #2

Brian Keith as 'Noble Hart' / Self

Mark Blankfield as Sheik Abdul Achmed

Charlene Tilton as Actress Playing Norma Jean

Ed Marinaro as Actor Playing Frank Musso

Robert Culp as Actor Playing Noble Hart

Pia Zadora as Pia Zadora

Mike Randleman as Delivery Guy

Chip Heller as Guard #1

Andy Kindler as Producer #1

Eleanor Mondale as Self

Patricia Belcher as Modesto Judge

Gloria Allred as Self

Ted Davis as Blind Sheik's Translator

Mirron E. Willis as N.Y.C. Cop

Peggy Etra as Matron Guard

Ken Kerman as Guard #2

Thomas Bellin as Priest

Christopher Carroll as Deathrow Guard

Michael Hanks as Voice Over Announcer

David Letterman as Self (uncredited)

Conan O'Brien as Self (uncredited)