Paul Kaye as Cliff Starkey

Johnny Vegas as Trevor

James Cromwell as Ray Speight

Bernard Cribbins as Mutley

Alice Evans as Kerry

Vince Vaughn as Rick Schwartz

Imelda Staunton as Bridget

James Fleet as Alan the Pipe

Kenneth Cranham as Chairman Collins

Ian McNeice as Hugh The Sideburns

David Ryall as Giles Wilton

Terry Alderton as Bouncer Jonno

Meredith MacNeill as Suzi

Emma Amos as Local News Reporter

Paul Bentall as Gate Guard

Neil Conrich as Reporter Dave

Pamela Cundell as OAP

Josie D'Arby as Herself

Mark Dymond as Kyle Doohan

Mark Little as Mark Doohan

Rosie Ede as The Cleaner

Neil Finnighan as MTV Awards Stunt Guy

Christopher Godwin as Bowls Official

Howard Goorney as Reg Boyt

Ian Lindsay as Dull Referee

Angus Loughran as Himself

Nigel Lindsay as Targitex Chairman

David Schneider as Young Buck Reporter

Geoffrey McGivern as Brian Cronk

Felicity Montagu as Astronomy Professor

Jeff Rawle as Dennis

Vicki Pepperdine as Henna Haired PA

Stephen Noonan as The Advert Director

Ian O'Hara as The Lion Mascot

Beau Holmes as The Kangaroo Mascot

Julian Rivett as Journalist #1

Marlene Sidaway as Fifty-Year Old Lady

Tony Slattery as Flash Referee

Barry Woolgar as Journalist #2

Jess-Luisa Flynn as Secretary (uncredited)

Mel Smith as Bowls Commentator (voice)

Jon Snow as Self

Matt Green as